June 2012
43 posts
May 2012
68 posts
1-45 GO
No one was supposed to actually do it -_-
1. Shoe Size: 11.5
2. Sexual Orientation: Straight
3. Do you Smoke? Only sausages
4. Do you Drink? I try to get my 8 glasses of water a day
5. Do you Take Drugs? Why would I take someone’s drugs? They paid for those!
6. Age you get mistaken for: 19 or 73
7. Have Tattoos? No
8. Want any tattoos? Yeah probably
9. Got any Piercings? No
10.Want any piercings? Nope
11.Best friend? The internet
12.Relationship status: not taken DX :///
13.Biggest turn ons: Light switches, remote controls, power buttons
14.Biggest turn offs: See #13
15.Favorite Movie: Groundhog Day
16.I’ll love you if: you poop on my chest
17.Someone you miss: Billy Mays
18.Most traumatic experience: Vietnam
19.A fact about your personality: There can’t be facts about someone’s personality. A personality is subjective to how the person is viewed by others. This question is ridiculous.
20.What I hate most about myself: Nothing, I’m not into hating things.
21.What I love most about myself: Everything. I’m the best.
22.What I want to be when I get older: Satisfied
23.My relationship with my sibling(s): That’s kinky but I don’t think my brother would be down for it.
24.My relationship with my parents: Again, no thanks.
25.My idea of a perfect date: Going to a park, laying under the stars, and just talking about our futures and where we’re headed (while she poops on my chest)
26.My biggest pet peeves: The term “pet peeves”, overly-negative/critical people, people addicted to their phones
27.A description of the girl/boy I like: Is this a girl/boy like a girl who acts like a boy, or a boy who acts like a girl?
28.A description of the person I dislike the most: I don’t really dislike people “the most” like that.
29.A reason I’ve lied to a friend: I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS.
30.What I hate the most about school: Nothing, I love college.
31.What my last text message says: “FUCK I just found a faceless dick on my phone that you could have used”
32.What words upset me the most: If you’re getting upset because of words, you need to reevaluate your life.
33.What words make me feel the best about myself: Champ, bud, go-getter
34.A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11: Super powers
35.What I find attractive in girls: Me
36.Where I would like to live: California, or Scotland
37.One of my insecurities: All my passwords are the same, that’s pretty insecure.
38.My childhood career choice: Chef
39.My favorite ice cream: I don’t eat enough ice cream to have a favorite
40.Who I wish I could be: Spiderman
41.Where I want to be right now: Dreamville, I have work in the morning!
42.The last thing I ate: Toothpaste (by accident)
43.Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Scarlett Johansson
44.A random fact about anything: Parsnips can grow year-round
45.Height: 5 feet and 9 ¼ inches (my doctor told me it was 9 and a quarter so I figured that’s important)
